Thursday, October 20, 2011

Top 10 clues you might be German

10. You have an uncontrollable urge to take your dog with you into restaurants.

9. You've never even seen the other people who live in the same house with you.

8. You find yourself putting your glass, plastic, and leftover food into separate trash bags.

7. Your kids get excited about liver and cheese sandwiches.

6. You take your own grocery bags with you to the store.

5. You know the names of fifteen different kinds of salami.

4. You find yourself sweeping your neighbor's sidewalk in disgust on Saturday morning because it's dusty.

3. You leave a tip next to the toilet in public restrooms for whoever cleans the bathroom.

2. You can't bring yourself to jay walk, even when nothing's coming and you're going to miss your train.

1. You can do things with the insides of a pig that no one else could imagine.


FrGregACCA said...

Another sign: as a rank-and-file worker, you have served on a works council, or will be elected to serve on said works council at some point in the future...

Jared said...

I definitely come from German stock after reading this. It all sounds exactly what one should do.

FrGregACCA said...

Does that include the economic democracy thing, Jared?