I was sitting in a Greek pub here in Ontario, Canada--about a mile and a half from my lodgings and chomping on a gyro--when the news said it was going to be 15 below zero. "15 below," says I! That's cold!
Then I remembered that only we scientifically backward Americans still use Fahrenheit. That's only about 7 degrees. That's no worse than Indiana.
It was a fine walk home.