James McGrath mentions it, but it is originally here. It's probably not funny if you've never studied the Bible formally. If you have, it's pretty hilarious:
God said it.
I interpreted it
as best I could in light of all the filters
imposed by my upbringing and culture,
which I try to control for but you can never do a perfect job.
That doesn't exactly settle it
but it does give me enough of a platform
to base my values and decisions on.